WAAAAAASSSAAAAAA-BIIIOOOOOOTCHEEEEESSSS!?!?!

We’re pretty sure this is not a traditional greeting in Japan, but it could be. Who knows? No one; that’s who. This Japanese style lager was made with ample amounts of flaked rice, waters from ice gathered atop Mt. Fuji, and green tea. Still not Japanese enough for you? Fine, bitches, we also dry wasabi-ed the shit out of it, and threw in some jasmine green tea for good measure. This beer is great for a lovely spring day in a garden or hotspring, and even better for fighting giant robots or scavenging for used panties. Cherry blossoms in the spring ain’t got nothin’ on us. What’s up, bitches?