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Two Wheel Death Machine


My father was killed by a segway…moving on now.

American Pale Ale! Let me reinforce that, AMERICAN pale ale, no pussy Euro hops, no funny named New Zealand varieties and damned sure nothing from the USSR. Only the American hops starting with the letter “C” the way our founding fathers intended. So there is plenty of Cascade, C’Falconer’s Flight and some C’Nugget in this bad boy. The Canadian Pale ale malt is blended with some German Vienna malt and some French Kiln Amber to give a nice malty backbone to rest the citrusy and piney hop flavor and aroma.Only in America…C’est si Bon Senor!

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