There’s no need to be hostile, man.

This beer is a work of fiction.  Any similarities to any other beer, living or dead, are purely coincidental.  This is a gentle giant of a double IPA.  Sure, the malt bill is rather large.  Sure, it’s a little boozy.  Sure, the hop bill is completely unreasonable.  But that’s no reason to get so aggressive.  Let’s all just relax and soak in the complex blend of German and American malts.  Let’s kick back and bask in the heightened IBUs holding up the earthy, fruity, grapefuity, lemony, piney, myrcene-heavy flavors provided by late hopping with Sorachi Ace, Simcoe, and Falconer’s Flight hops and dry hopping with Centennial and Citra hops.  Just chill out and throw one back in the hot, hot sun.