So good, it’ll make ya all quivery, ya know, in yer DOWNSTAIRS.

At the behest of one of our Founding Fathers we harken back to the stalwart and hearty stouts of yore with this full-bodied and chewy Oatmeal Stout. Dark malts roll across the tongue and tingle the tastebuds with an array of flavors ranging from espresso to dark chocolate to acai berry and leave behind a rich and velvety mouthfeel. It tantalizes, it toys, it tickles in a way no old dude in a Tri-Corner hat ever could… or could he?… that’s for you to know and us to steer clear of, weirdo.