My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

We remember the good ol’ days, when beers were beers and titties were real. Ya know? With the good tan lines on ’em? Those were the days, and this beer takes ya there. Two-row American Pilsner malt and a hint of Munich malt lend a light, bready body. With just enough Citra to balance and add a hint of fruit, it’s easy-drinking. It’s uncomplicated. Don’t over-think it, just pour it down your neckhole.