Mopery With The Intent To Creep
Sergeant: See that man over there, we arrested him for mopery. Booger: What’s mopery?
Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.
This is a pale ale shrouded in darkness. Close your eyes. Go on. Don’t worry. We won’t do anything weird. This beer, however. This beer will do something weird. As soon as you close your eyes: BAM! It’ll whip it out. What will it whip out? A huge dose of Falconer’s Flight hops, of course! Look for all the citrusy, tropical, floral, fruity goodness that comes with Falconer’s Flight but don’t close your eyes for too long. This Mopery doesn’t stop at mopery. It also has an Intent to Creep.