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You would rather have your brain scooped out with a melon baller than miss the opportunity to drink this beer. A heavy portion of wheat in the mash lends this beer the characteristic haze and summery flavors of a wheat beer while a generous addition of Zythos hops add a pleasant complexity. You may recognize the Zythos flavor from Shart Pants (Shit Pants, Shit Jeans). It is a specialty blend of hops intended to capture all of the “IPA flavors” like citrus, tropical fruit, pine, and spice, and it is present but not overpowering in this highly drinkable ale.