Expect to drink this heady brew in the ramparts of Barad-dur before crossing Gorgoroth. Climb the treacherous slopes of Mount Doom to find . . . ham. An epic imperial fantasy porter, this huge brew features significant portions of smoke and rye with notes of honey, toffee, caramel, and chocolate. Just sweet enough to fool you, this beer packs a devastating wallop. Consume at your own risk, brave hobbit.